So: First...scan something on the new scanner for little momentos - like really cool typography and words that you so admire.....(or...get someone to write you a LOVE NOTE!):

ok...but learn how to get rid of the grey smudgie background.
THEN: POLAROID IT:!

Ah! Ratpoop! Need more trys and boo-boos - I'll get it, kids...hang in there...very cool stuff.