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Once upon a time, Lord Norman and his Mistress, Lady Toots had a baby girl. When Toots saw this 8 lb.10oz glob, she quickly found an available knight that would transport the Lady to Las Vegas.

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Alone with this child, Lord Norman quickly married because his manhood needed it. The woman came with two brats of her own - this group became Lord Norman's daughter's Step Family.

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Soon after the wedding, Lord Norman received an e-mail from Lady Toots with an attachment showing a picture of an upward-facing fist and a moving index finger motioning Lord Norman to come and get it. He snuck out that night.

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The poor abandoned daughter, whom Lord Normie called Cinderella, spent her growing years in the (below) vintage warehouse sleeping, reading, washing apples and riding horses. And she had about 17 dogs.

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One day, some Mexican guy knocked on the door of the warehouse and asked if the house had any clean apples upon which he could feast. Cinderella explained that she would take the entire bucket of apples (see photo)for him if he would sneak her out of this horrid environment.

Don't misunderstand: she loved sleeping, reading, washing apples, riding horses and playing with 17 dogs. She just wanted her own ranch where she could do those things and get away from her father's (still current ugly wife and her two brat daughters).
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Cinco De Mayo agreed - provided Cinderella change her name. You see, the Cinco dude was addicted to bombones (chocolate) and told her to find a name from the letters in Cinderella that would satisfy his addiction.
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This cinder girl was so so very bright and quick that she immediately said: C-A-N-D-I. He liked the letter 'y' better than 'i', so she hailed away with the young, handsome, muscular, shiny (is that sweat?) Cinco man and her new name as Candy to find her ranch.
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He soon started drinking (again-?), and collecting broken down garbage cars, so she dumped him in Texas. A nice couple from Pennsylvania adopted her. The man found work in Detroit and moved his family to Southgate. Candy graduated from her beloved Southgate High School in the 60's.
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Make Love Not War, man!
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Now aren't you glad you checked in for 'the Rest of the Story'?

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