Monday, October 19, 2009

A Short Story:

Once upon a time I learned how to use the Internet.

Then I quit smoking.

So I learned how to blog.

But everywhere I went on the Internet or other blogs, it always kept telling me I could get something if I went HERE

or...I could find something if I went THERE.

Everytime I went HERE or THERE, it said I couldn't get what I wanted from HERE or THERE unless I joined.

I just couldn't bear to join one more on-line thing that would keep my fat ass at the computer.

Until this past Thursday.

I joined.

On Friday, Meliss helped me learn a litte more about how to use it.

By Sunday afternoon, my eyes were bloodshot, my dogs nearly died from starvation, my laundry didn't get done...and needless to say,

I love and hate
The End.